"If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work. 'Hello. Can't work today, still queer.'"
I'm going to try that the next time I don't want to go to school/work. This woulda worked better back when it actually WAS defined as a mental disorder, but what the hell.
"War. Rape. Murder. Poverty. Equal rights for gays. Guess which one the Southern Baptist Convention is protesting?"
"Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole."
"Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they're just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"" ~John Stewart
"The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is that the next time the government mandates a draft we can all declare homosexuality instead of running off to Canada."
"I like my beers cold and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
"Every time you don't follow your inner guidance, you feel a loss of energy, loss of power, a sense of spiritual deadness." ~Shakti Gawain
"The important thing is not the object of love, but the emotion itself." ~Gore Vidal
Goddess, that's accurate. Except for the prom queen and the quarterback, Hannah's not really big enough to play football. And, I would NOT trust Maia with lunches for an entire school... that leaves entirely too much room for mischief.